Bad puns specialist?
Is “Huh?” the most common response to your excellent bad puns? Do you suspect that your coworkers are answering fake phone calls when passing by your desk? Do you recognize the ” oh crap, this guy again” expression on your mother’s face when you bump into her at the groceries? Is your cat refusing a meal after you tell him that if he got into the police he would be in “claw enforcement”?
Well, enough of that. You can now stop telling the world’s worst jokes. Let the world’s worst bad puns speak for themselves. We’ve printed them on two-sided shirts. Wear the t-shirt, spin around, and spread out the uncomfortable silence. Spare no one.
Jokes on them, cause jokes on you…wait, what?